This Year.

Well, then.

I didn’t expect for it to be a year between writing entries.

I’ve written a few over the course of the year, and then just… never published them. Why? Fear? Procrastination?

And the answer is… well, I don’t know. A combination of the two.

Maybe I’m just really not sure any of this has any consequence.

Maybe I haven’t had anything to say.

Well, I have. But I haven’t had the balls to write it all down.

No time like the present.

Where did I leave off?

January. What happened in January? I was two months into my new job. By this point, I wasn’t sure about it at all. When I applied for it, I wasn’t sure about it, but I’d been unemployed for two months, and my parents were starting to tell me that I needed to find something as soon as possible. I’d been to two interviews in one week. One of them wanted to meet me again in a week’s time. Another offered me the job on the spot.

I took that one. The wrong one.

By the time January rolled around, my boss had already told me that she didn’t trust me, that she felt nobody would do the job well. That she felt that there had never been a good person in the role, and I wouldn’t be good at it, either. When I told my friends, my colleagues, my parents about this, they all told me the same thing.

“Put your notice in. Run while you still can.”

If you haven’t realised that I’m an idiot by now, you soon will.

When I rolled back in after the Christmas holidays, I was up to my neck in work, working on a paper system that we couldn’t computerise because nobody wanted to. A nasty bit of malware had made it into the system via my work’s email, thanks to someone setting up an internal email made to look like it came from the printers. My boss lost all faith in me, if she’d even had any to begin with. I was made to sit on the floor and file, because I couldn’t be trusted with a computer.

But I still didn’t leave. January was spent filing.

February. February came, and I had my computer back, but I still hadn’t regained the boss’s trust. I’d started to realise that maybe I wouldn’t. So I made it my aim to do things outside of work that I liked. I went to a concert in aid of Safe Gigs For Women with my sister and Charlotte, a friend of ours, for my sixth Frank Turner show, Charlotte’s seventh, and Hannah’s first. There was less than a hundred people in the room, and the experience was magical.

I went on my first holiday. Never heard of them? They’re a company that acts as a travel agent, sending you to Destination Unknown. The trick is that you specify the dates, and where you want to fly from. They sort out the rest for you. My sister and I needed a break, so we took the plunge. It was early, it was cold, and Manchester Airport isn’t pleasant at the best of times, but we were going to Berlin. I’m a linguist through training, and my sister a historian, so it seemed like the perfect choice.

And Berlin was amazing. I’ve never been to a city that I liked quite so much before. I loved it. We spent days wandering through parks, through busy streets, and around stately homes, and then were lucky enough to spend the evenings at Potsdamer Platz, watching the Berlin Film Festival roll out. When we got to Schönefeld Airport to go back home, I was genuinely sad. I could happily have stayed there, not least because of what I knew awaited me at work.

I don’t remember much happening in March. My Instagram (which I’m using as a memory jogger) has nothing on there for that month.

April, and another very little happened. The main thing I remember is another concert, this time in Manchester. The reason this one sticks out is because of the Surround Bollocking™ I received before I left. My boss tore me a new one, and then called her boss, who came in and ripped me another new one. I got to the station in tears. Again, I was told to quit, and again, I didn’t listen.

If you haven’t figured this out yet, reader, I am a fool.

To remind myself of how bad I was, I took a picture of myself outside the office, one one occasion where I’d been sent outside the building to ‘pull [myself] together, and wait until you’re invited back in’.

That phrase alone should have been a reason to quit, when I think about it. But, as we’ve established, I am a fool and an idiot at times.

The picture shows someone who is absolutely broken. Someone who has nothing at all left to live for. Someone who comes home and cries until it’s time to go to bed. Someone who, on walking past a bridge over a busy dual carriageway every day, considers climbing over the barriers, just to get away from the turmoil work was causing.

May and June rolled into one. At some point, I started learning to drive, for the third time. This time, my instructor had availability, and he turned out to be a great guy. An ex-soldier who used to work on the ambulances, he has stories to tell that you’d never believe. That’s one thing that I’m proud of myself for. My test is booked in for February, and I can’t wait.

Other than that, these two months consisted of the odd city trip with friends, and the rest of it being told by my boss that I was useless, a waste of space, better off dead, and so on and so forth. The insults got worse, and my mental health collapsed. She would only have to look at me in a certain way for me to burst into tears and beg forgiveness, even if I wasn’t sure for what I was begging forgiveness.
At this point, I decided to start looking for a new job. I had had enough. I was sick of coming home in floods of tears.

July marked the end of term, and with the end of term, I got a well-earned week off that my boss tried to make me cancel, because ‘you don’t deserve holidays’. I had a few days in Paris and a few in Brussels, where I met up with two friends of mine I hadn’t seen since we were Erasmus students in Strasbourg some four years ago. In a comic-book shop somewhere in the city centre, I told them about my job, and their faces said it all. In that strange English/French/Greek/Italian hybrid we use to communicate, they told me that in no way should I carry on working there. In no way. That I was better than that. No, niente, absolument pas, no shitty job. Ta chef, she’s a malakas. 

If there’s one thing that I’ve learned, leaving a job is like leaving a bad relationship. As an outsider, you can see that what’s happening isn’t right, and you can tell that person time and time again that it isn’t right, but if they’re not ready, they won’t listen to you.

At that point, I knew I was ready.

So I when I went back to work in August to find a to-do list as long as my arm, and a note to say that ‘if this is not done, you and I will be having words’, I knew that the time was right. My boss would be off for two weeks. Once those two weeks were up, I’d resign.

I worked myself to the bone to get everything done. Concerned colleagues would ask me if everything was okay, and I would smile and nod and refuse help, because I knew that if I accepted it, it would be twisted to say I was incapable. I got it done.

When my boss returned, she spent two weeks screaming at me. When I went to see her to give in my notice, I’d be sent away again. I decided to hunker down and wait out the storm. It would have to be after enrolment. As the Admissions Officer, I couldn’t leave the job half-way through. Or so I thought.

It was about that time that I got the invitation to the job interview.

On GCSE results day. The busiest day of the year for me.


I considered cancelling it, like I’d had to cancel another one because of time restraints. My friends and family all told me I was insane. Reschedule.

So I did. The guy organising it was fine with it, and offered me another date. I just had to deal with my current boss.  I made up a sob story about a hospital appointment. She asked every detail. Why, can it wait? When did you see your doctor? Who is your doctor? Where is the centre you go to? What’s your specialist at the hospital called?

She probably made a few calls afterwards. She probably got nothing in return, or a reminder that it breaks various European laws. (Thanks, GDPR!)

The interview went really well.

Sure, I was nervous. Sure, I stumbled a few times, but I’d learned everything inside out. I knew what I was doing.

The next day, the day before the biggest day of the academic year for me, I put in my notice. They hadn’t even offered me the job, but I had a feeling it had gone well. And if it hadn’t, well, I’d just have to find another job. I was ready to leave.

My boss had been foul with me all day, so when I asked for a word, she was as difficult as she could be.

“If you have something to say, let’s say it here. Have it out in the open for us all to hear.”

“Actually, it’s private.”

“Well, you know best, clearly. Go on, then. You decide what’s private and isn’t, seeing as you know more than me.”

I took her down the corridor, to the other end of the atrium, to the coffee shop area, where I’d spent most of my time as a student in that very same college. It seemed like the right place. The place where I’d spent most of my time being happy would be the same place that I would become happy again.

“I’d like to tell you that I’m resigning.”

“Well, it’s a relief. I mean, not that I’m happy, but I am. You can’t carry on like this. You’re upsetting the team. Let’s be honest, you haven’t been the best person for the role.”

As a French flatmate of mine loved to say, oh la garce !

“But you’ve done well. How long have you been here? Ten months.  That’s more than most. You know, I’m beginning to wonder if this job is cursed. Nobody lasts in this role very long.”

I wonder why, dear reader. I wonder why.

Four days later, I got the call to be offered the job. I almost bit their hands off to take it.

September arrived, and so did my last day in the office.

My notice period was tough. My boss was nice one minute, awful the next. I had to just roll with it. And so I did.

People started telling me I seemed happier, and asked why. Had I met someone? No, I’d say. Just a change of outlook. I kept the whole leaving thing quiet. I’m guessing most of the teaching staff never knew I was going. And that didn’t bother me. Only three people came to my leaving do, but that didn’t bother me, either. They were the three most important people to me in that place.

I left the pub drunk and happy. The first day of the rest of my life.

October arrived, and I’d had three weeks off between leaving my old job and starting the new one.

In that time, a lot happened. Someone I’d been very close to as a teenager got back in touch. We had a lot of late-night conversations about life, about what we were doing, about what we saw ourselves doing in the future. Talk turned to the past, our past, and things got awkward, and things got difficult and messy. The three weeks off turned into three weeks of not wanting to leave the house.

But again, it’s been a learning experience. It’s been hard, and it’s been humbling at times, and I’ve had to go over things that I wasn’t willing to go over at first, but now I’ve been through it all, I’ve become stronger and wiser, even if, to begin with, it was painful. Again, I’m grateful. This year, like last year, has been about learning, and oh, man, have I learned a lot.

Then it became time to start my new job.

I was scared, I was apprehensive, I was excited, I was everything. A bag of nerves. The good news was that there were five other new starters on that day, which soon dropped to four after someone quit three days in. It was busy, it was pressured, and I’d spend most days falling asleep in front of the TV as soon as I came in through the door, but I was enjoying it.

To be honest, I’m still getting used to going to bed on a Saturday night, and not being stressed about going to bed on Sunday, and working on Monday. It’s a treat.

November came around, and I was finally assigned to a specific team at my new job. The way that it works is that you have a training period, and then they split the new starters up, and assign them to teams. My team is small and tight-knit. Yes, it’s very busy, and at times, it’s incredibly pressured, but I’m enjoying it. It’s like working with a family, and there’s very little in the way of bitching and back-stabbing, like in the places I’ve worked before. It’s made me realise that work doesn’t necessarily have to be about unhappiness.

Then we went on a city break, me, my sister, and Charlotte. We went to Hamburg, because why not? Well, because it was Charlotte’s twenty-fifth birthday, and we’d bought tickets to see Frank Turner (who else?) in Hamburg. And again, it was fantastic. We took photos, we got lost, we ate food that we’d never have tried in our hometown, and we had an amazing time at the barrier for a concert with awful acoustics, but a great atmosphere. It turns out we’re so well-suited as travel buddies that we’re going away again at some point in the New Year. Probably another trip to Destination Unknown. And I can’t wait.

December. My turn to turn twenty-five, exactly three weeks after Charlotte did. And you know what? It’s not as scary as it’s made out to be. It’s just another day. Sure, you’re half way to fifty,  and that’s scary, but what I found more interesting is to look back, and look back at how much I’ve been through, and how much I’ve learned in the past few years. How much I’ve grown. And how much I’ve changed.

You know what? Maybe this year, with all of its tests and its struggles, hasn’t been quite so bad after all.

And this is where we are. Staring down the last few hours of the year. This time last year, I was about to go out in town, hit up an 80s bar, and get wasted, bumping into half of my high school class, and talking a friend down out of a panic attack after seeing a fight break out in the smokers’ area. This year, it’s takeaway and Netflix.

Maybe I am getting older after all.

But that’s not a bad thing.

Next year brings more challenges. Passing my driving test, for one. Getting involved in various forums at work. Hopefully making progress in my life, be that travelling, or getting my own place, or going back to study, or maybe none of the above.

But that’s not so bad.

I used to think that I was having a quarter-life crisis, that I was lost and that I didn’t know where I was going. And I still don’t know where I’m going, but you don’t have to know.

This year coming isn’t a year for which I’ll be setting targets and goals. My only goals are to be happy and to be healthy.

I think that’s a good start.

Maybe we’ll chat at some point in the New Year. If not, then we’ll see each other at this point next year.




Happy New Year, Happy New Fear

May we all have a failure now and then.


Last year, I wrote a blog lining out all the things I was going to do that was going to make 2017 my year. I was going to be amazing. I was going to become see so many places and do so many things. I was going to move back to Nottingham, and have a great job, and a great social life.


Twelve months on, I’m watching a re-run of Lewis on the sofa in my parents’ house, where I now live, while I work at my old school in Admissions.


It goes without saying that I didn’t really fulfil any resolutions this year.


Instead of looking back at 2017 as twelve wasted months, I’m looking at it from another angle. It’s been twelve months of learning.


I’ve learned what I’m good at.  I’m not just good at learning a few phrases in a foreign language and spitting them back out. I’ve learned that IT and computers and coding come relatively easily to me, and that maybe it’s something that I can see myself working in some time down the road.


I’ve learned my limits. I’d heard of burnout before, and thought nothing of it. I know when I’m about to crash, and I know what I need to do so that it doesn’t happen again.


I’ve learned that I’m a lot more social than I thought I was. That although I’m happy to sit inside and bingewatch series after series on Netflix, I like spending time with likeminded people. That sitting inside with no social contact outside of work is the worst.


I’ve learned that other people, no matter how experienced they are in their fields, are just human, and humans are fallible. It’s taught me to stand on my own two feet, and to trust my gut.


I’ve learned that if someone gives you a reason to be unhappy, and goes out of their way to make your day worse, it’s not worth the effort, regardless of how difficult their lives may be.


I’ve learned that I should be at the front and centre of the story that is my life, and I know it sounds selfish, but sometimes, you have to be selfish. If you’re not making yourself happy by doing what you’re doing, then you make steps to change that. Sometimes, those steps are painful or drastic, but it has to be done.


But most of all, I’ve learned that we’re all allowed to fail, and that it’s better to be open about your failures than it is to hide them. It’s so easy to look at other people’s Instagram feeds and feel that they have perfect bodies, perfect relationships, perfect lives, and that somehow, we’re failing at life. I’m just as guilty as anyone else when it comes to making my life seem so much better than it actually is, but this attitude, I’ve learned, sometimes, does more harm than good.


I guess what I want to say is that right now, I’m happier than I’ve been in a long time. Okay, my health is certainly not amazing right now, but it’s better than it’s been (severe allergies really aren’t fun), and I’m getting better in state of mind. I’ve got my friends and family, the best people I know, around me, and they’ve helped me through some dark days. I’ve learned who’s worth fighting for, and who isn’t. I’ve learned that making other people happy is no good if you’re not happy yourself. I’ve started to better myself, and I’m going to continue to do so.


All that’s left is for me to wish you, if you’re reading, happiness, joy, and health for 2018.

I Quit.

Just over twelve months ago, I turned up in Chester in a blouse I’d bought especially for the occasion, a pair of black trousers I only wear for funerals, and the jacket my mother bought when she returned from maternity leave in 1996.

In short, I looked out of my depth.

I was.

I interviewed for the position. Tech Support. Sounded okay. I fucked up the interview, telling my soon-to-be manager that many pharmaceutical companies are corrupt, and squeeze every penny out of their patients. I probably looked desperate. But so was my manager.

I got the job.

Being fresh out of uni, I wanted to make a good impression. When they asked me to stay late, I did. When they asked me to come early, I did. When I had to work all the bank holidays, I did. I gave up any chance of a social life to make life easier for my boss and my new colleagues.

But it took its toll.

During my summer holiday, I went to the Baltics with my sister. We spent a week hanging out with a friend of mine, wandering through northern Lithuanian countryside, visiting castles and lakes and forests. My friend told me, in no short terms, that my colleagues were taking the piss, and I should start afresh. My parents told me the same. Move in with us. You won’t have to pay rent. Just until you can get back on your feet again. It’s not permanent.

At first, I balked at it. Moving back to the edges of the suburbs, where I had no way of getting around, where I had to rely on hourly buses to get into the next town, where I felt trapped.

And then I went back to work.

It was hell from the moment I walked in.

When one Friday, about a month or so later, a well-meaning colleague turned around on a day we were chronically understaffed, and told me another colleague had written a report for my boss that concluded I was lazy, and implied that he may advocate for my sacking, I made a decision.

On the Monday, the last bank holiday of the summer, I handed my notice in.

I spent all of that morning panicking, messaging my friends, my sister, my mother, some old colleagues, telling them I was scared. I spent over an hour staring at a blank Skype message to send to my boss. When I finally plucked up the courage to ask for a private word, it felt surreal. I’d never quit anything before. It felt just… wrong, somehow. I don’t consider myself a quitter. I never have.

Then, when he came to fetch me, it didn’t go as badly as I’d hoped.

He chatted to me about his weekend, and asked how I was. I told him straight.

“I wanted to let you know I’m resigning.”

Gave him a letter. Told him I needed to find something new. That if I don’t go now, I never will.

He didn’t seem shocked. Said it was a shame. Said if I ever needed a job, to call him, and he’d help me out.

Telling my colleagues was harder. I told three in person, and cried three times telling them. I sent an email to the rest of the team. The emails started coming in. We’ll miss you, we wish you all the best, we hope you enjoy your next adventures. People started saying the team would fall apart without me taking all the bad shifts. Other colleagues told me I was dreaming, that I was throwing away an amazing opportunity. The company had spent a lot on training me, and I was spitting in their faces. Why didn’t I just move to another department?

I had to shrug and tell them I wanted to enjoy being in my twenties.

One evening, as I packed up, Julio stopped me.

Julio and I never always got on. When I started working there, he pushed me as far as he could, until I broke down in the office. After they moved me across the office, we started to get on better. We started to understand each other more. He told me about his life, his kids, his exes, his former jobs. I told him about my life, university, my family. We were on the same level.

And he could read my mind.

“Yeah, so this you leaving thing. Is this because, I don’t know, the pressure’s too much? Like, the call volume, the antisocial hours, nobody gives you a break?”

Got it in one.

“Yeah, you need to try things. You’re young. When I was your age, I had a new job every year.”

I had to hold my tongue to not tease okay, Dad. I knew he was right.

The weeks rolled on. On the Thursday, my boss shook my hand, told me he wouldn’t be back until after I left. Could we do leaving drinks then, maybe? I said I’d see what I could do.

The last few days raced past. I walked in on the Wednesday with a spring in my step. One colleague asked me if I was going to cry, and everyone laughed. I told them no, maybe a bit quickly, maybe sounding a bit too happy. They looked shocked. Julio told me I looked happier, less over-tired.

“You’ve looked kind of burned out for months.” He said, over the tubs of chocolates I’d brought in. “You look a lot happier.”

A colleague escorted me out, took the same bus as me. As she went back to her house, I leaned back in my seat and almost cried.

I’m free.

Yes, right now I’m unemployed. But I’m more than happy to be that right now. Life is on the up.

I burned out.

Twelve months ago, I’d just started my final ever university exams. I was a bit stressed out, but nothing I couldn’t handle. There were a few things going on in my personal life that weren’t at all easy, but it was nothing I couldn’t deal with.

And then real life started. I sweat blood and tears into applying for a degree I couldn’t afford, and deferred it at the very last moment. I was so upset over that, upset at the prospect of being stuck at home with my parents. I wanted independence, goddammit. So, I took up the first job offer I got, and moved away.

It turned out that job just wasn’t for me.

So, there I was, in a new city, where I knew nobody, where my job made me work antisocial hours, where I became depressed and despondent, and dreamed of going back to where I studied. Then all my friends told me they’d be moving away, too. I’d be starting over, but it would only be worse.

Have you ever heard of Bref? It’s a French TV show, every episode only a few minutes long. A bloke, probably in his thirties, talks very, very, very quickly about his life, always starting with the word bref, anyway. And one episode stands out. It’s called Anyway, I was depressed.

He goes out with his friends, has a good night, puts the wrong key in the lock, and he starts to cry. And he cries for weeks. His friends tell him he’s depressed. And one day, he hits rock bottom. He realises he has to do something about it.

And that’s kind of what happened to me.

I’ve known for the last month or so that I was close to burnout. But then one evening, I did. I went out with some colleagues for a meal. A great meal in a great place. I had a great night. Got home, chatted to some uni friends, and started to cry. But properly crying. Big, ugly sobs. I haven’t cried that hard in years.

I went home to see my parents the weekend before, and had a long chat with my mother. We hatched a plan, after I got my thoughts out in the open. I’d quit my job and move back home. I’d learn to drive, save some money, then maybe go back to uni. And that plan’s given me a bit more life.

Back to the depression. I feel fucking flat. I’ve finally hit rock bottom. I’ve been floating around near the plughole for a while, but I’ve always managed to pull it back. Not this time. I think at work, some of my colleagues have noticed. They keep asking me if I’m okay, saying I look sad. I keep telling them yes, I’m fine, I’m just tired. I’m not sure they believe me.

But I’m sick of lying awake at night and crying and feeling like I have no escape. Because I do. I know my life is worth more than this. It’s worth more than telling people how to find Caps Lock, or how to print a document using an iPad. I have brains, brains that are rotting, brains that I want to use. So I’m getting my life back. It’ll be slow, and it’ll be at times painful and embarrassing, but it’s got to be done if I want my life back.

So I’m doing it. Just watch this space.

I was looking for a job, and then I found a job, and heaven knows I’m miserable now.

(This may make no sense – it was first written before Christmas, while doped up on cold and flu medication with a fever – but I still think it was a point worth making.)

When I was sixteen, taking AS-Levels at a sixth-form college in Stoke-on-Trent, I spent a lot of my afternoons waiting for classes to start in a tiny corridor that only languages students seemed to be able to find. Taking French and German, I knew this corridor very well indeed.  In that little bit of time I had for myself, I’d sit there with my iPod nano (remember those?) plugged in, listening to whatever came up on shuffle. I was just getting into discovering things that weren’t My Chemical Romance or Green Day or Muse, and, in true hipster teenager style, I’d kind of fallen across The Smiths. Okay, I’d discovered them through a Muse cover of Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want, but I was soon digging my way through back catalogues. My German teacher, an ageing former goth, would frequently ask me what I was listening to. I’d tell him, and it was usually Muse, except for one occasion, when I announced I was listening to The Smiths. He looked at me, and shook his head in disbelief.

“You’re too young to listen to The Smiths.” He said.

I thought he was wrong. I understood The Smiths. Of course I did. I was seventeen. My whole life had changed over the course of five months. I’d changed schools, made new friends, lost old ones, and I’d just lost my grandmother. Add that to battling what I now know to be anxiety and depression, and I thought I knew it all.

Except I didn’t.

For years, Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now was my jam. I knew how it felt. I was miserable, watching my friends get loved up, leaving me behind in the dust trails of their new-found lust. That’s a thing I genuinely wrote at that age. Cringeworthy. For years, (and perhaps it still is), my Valentine’s Day tweet would be ‘two lovers entwined pass me by, and heaven knows I’m miserable now’. Because I just got it. But this isn’t what I’m on about. It’s the line afterwards. For the uninitiated, it’s in the title.

When you’ve just graduated, the next obvious step is getting a job. You put your heart and soul into it. Maybe you’re lucky, and you get an offer straight away. Maybe you’re not. Maybe after a month, two months, six months, a year, you’ve still found nothing. And you get desperate. You take what you can. And sometimes it doesn’t work out.

Sometimes you find yourself sitting at your desk, wishing for it to be 6:30, so that you can go home. And then you go home, and you’re knackered, so you can’t be bothered to go out. Maybe you’ve moved towns and know nobody in the new one. Maybe the weekends are lonely, and the weeks are exhaustingly long. Suddenly, you find yourself wishing you’d just got a retail job in your uni town, scraping pennies at the end of the month, but at least you’d have a decent social life. But then again, you didn’t get a degree to work a zero-hours contract in Sports Direct. You went in to try to better your prospects. You’d be doing yourself a disservice by giving up a well-paid job just so you could have a life.

Or would you? I’m of the strong belief that we only live once. Once you die, that’s it. No more, no second chances. I don’t want to find myself on my deathbed, wishing that at twenty-two, I packed that job in earlier. I want to look back and know that for the most part, I was happy, and I hope that I’ll have no regrets.

Why am I worried about this? I don’t want to give away too many details; I’m probably identifiable enough as it is on here. All I can say is that I’ve realised that my job is not as stable as it seemed. If I were living with my parents, it’d be no big deal if I got sacked. I’d just find another job. I mean, I wouldn’t be paying rent – their insistence, not mine – and living costs would be lower than where I currently live. Here, though, it’s different. I’ve got rent to pay, and it’s not cheap. My paycheck more than covers it, thankfully, but if I lost my job on Monday, I wouldn’t be able to stay here until my contract finished. If I take on a longer placement here, and lose my job, I’ll forfeit the deposit, which is no small sum. It’s worrying.

But then again, I’m lucky enough to have found a job. Some of my friends are still unemployed, after months and months of searching and very few responses, none of them positive. I know I shouldn’t turn my nose up at such a fantastic opportunity, but it’s all getting me down. I had a sort of appraisal recently, and my boss asked me how happy I was in my personal life. I told him a barefaced lie. I told him I was relatively happy. I’m not. I’m worn out.

Maybe Col was right. Maybe I was far too young to appreciate The Smiths.

One year older…

… and not at all wiser.

The end of the year always makes me think. My birthday is in early December, so New Year marks me being a year older, and a chance to look over the previous year, and to decide to start afresh.


I’ve never really been one for resolutions. For years, it was ‘I will stop biting my nails’, which fell by the wayside when I became a bit of a hygiene freak at the age of about seventeen. After that… nothing.

Reading through the internet the other day, I read a list of reasons why people break their resolutions. One of them is that they’re never written down. So here’s my attempt at keeping them.

  • Learn a language.

Starting with the big one. Maybe this is too much to ask. I already speak three languages other than my mother tongue (more or less) fluently, but these came through years of lessons at school, and later at university. In the sales, I’ve bought myself a few language guides, and hopefully I’ll be conversational in one (or preferably more) of the following: Danish, Icelandic, Welsh, or Catalan. Even better, I’d like to be able to watch films and TV without subtitles in at least one of them; this is most likely to happen in Catalan, because I already understand a good 50% of it, I just can’t speak it. I might even give Hebrew a shot, but I’m a bit hesitant.

  • Toughen up. Learn to stand up for yourself.

I’ve been a bit of a doormat all my life; my mantra was ‘keep your head down and don’t rock the boat’. My entire school life, I never once stood up and made a noise about what I believe in – I only started to even make my views known to people I didn’t know well in my final year at university – and that’s pretty sad. This year, I’m starting as I wish to go on. If I see something I don’t think is fair or right, I’ll make that known – be that to friends, family, colleagues, or strangers.

  • Get fit, for the love of God.

In school, I was lucky enough to be one of those kids who was so skinny, extra-curricular sport wasn’t really necessary to keep in good shape, thanks to a combination of a fast metabolism and chronic anxiety. Six years after finishing compulsory sport lessons, I’ve put on about fifteen kilos. While I don’t want to be the bag of bones I was at school – looking back, I look like a skeleton – but it would be nice to drop a dress size and improve my fitness a bit. I got a Fitbit for my birthday last month, and my pulse rate is enough to make me want to hit the gym.

  • Do what makes you happy.

This is the big one. I’m not going to go big into details, but put it this way – I’ve made a few decisions in the last three months that I regret, and that are making me pretty unhappy. Only I can change this. And I will.

  • Travel.

The world is a very small place, and you only live once. It’s no good never leaving your country, or never leaving your continent. I’m earning enough money to allow me to travel, so I’m saving up my days off to take a few weekends away, to visit old friends, to visit family, and to see new places. Being a slave to the job is no fun at all.

  • Be honest.

I’m usually an honest person. If I make a mistake, I own up to it. What I mean is about being honest to myself. I’ve been keeping things quiet for a long time, and I think this year is the time I admit these things. Otherwise, I’ll only end up regretting things.

Those are mine. What are yours?

Paris, I love you…

As promised, here is the translation of the piece I wrote last night. 

A year ago today, it was a Saturday. Like lots of other people in their twenties, I was out partying. It was a fancy-dress party, with the theme ‘retirement’, because most of us there thought that being 21, rising 22, maybe a bit older, maybe a bit younger, made us ancient.

I’m not hugely into fancy-dress parties. In fact, I’d usually avoid them, probably choosing to stay at home with Netflix and a share bag of Munchies instead. But this time, I didn’t. I was relatively fresh back from a year on Erasmus, spending a semester in France and another in Spain. I hadn’t seen my friends from halls in what seemed like forever; we were all stuck in front of our computers, or in the library, because the January exams were fast approaching, and… okay, we weren’t studying hard at all. We were just occupied with other things, but scared I was going to lose my friends, I bought a cheap roll-neck sweater, and dragged myself along.

It was like most house parties. I was going through a ‘straight edge’ phase – I didn’t drink, didn’t smoke, didn’t do drugs. I mean, I’d done that on Erasmus, and I thought that with it being the last year of my degree, I should knuckle down and do some work. That, and I was convinced I was allergic to alcohol, which I later found out was a dust mite allergy, but that’s another story.

Anyway, I got to Elspeth’s place – we’ve known each other since the first day in halls. We were even flatmates for a year afterwards, and she said it would be cool if we could all get together again. She lived in a little terraced place in Radford, a difficult part of Nottingham. Her neighbours smoke so much weed that even her house stank of it, and there were reports of a shooting every month or so. The house was tiny, but that wasn’t a bad thing. Maybe a bit small for the thirty or so of us that there were, but hey, we were students; we could celebrate anywhere.

It was a bit later on that I threw myself down on the sofa, sick of being followed around by one girl, asking me question after question about Scott (not his real name, by the way), the guy I liked at the time, telling me how she was so going back to his that night, if she could have her way, and another girl who wouldn’t stop grabbing my boobs, because ‘that’s what friends do’. I started scrolling through my tweets, and saw ‘Paris’ trending. A hostage situation. I wrote something banal, something thoughtless, something like ‘Paris, my thoughts are with you tonight’, and thought nothing more of it. I was too busy silently fuming about this girl and Scott. It wasn’t fair. But neither’s life.

Later on, once that girl had thrown up and been taken home, when the music got louder, once everyone was even more smashed, if that were even possible, I opened Twitter again. Even more updates. Clearer now. Hundreds of wounded, many dead in the 11th arrondissement of Paris. I thought all of a sudden of my friends and family there. My old flatmate, who used to get absolutely hammered with me on whisky in a tiny kitchen on cold Strasbourg weekends. A friend’s flatmate who taught me to smoke on an Andalusian beach, and who played Manu Chao on my cheap guitar on the roof of his apartment building. A cousin who I’d only met for the first time twelve months prior, British by birth but Parisian at heart, living in Alsace with his girlfriend. His two little brothers, who I’d never met; twins, one studying for a Master’s in Philosophy, the other a professional musician. A friend of mine from sixth form, teaching English at a school an hour from the centre of Paris. I was gripped with fear. Could they be among the dead? No idea. I scrabbled for my phone, wrote out some hasty messages, like ‘Just seen the news, are you safe? Get back to me please’. No response. I panicked. They must have all been dead.

My friends started coming over. Are you okay? I’ve just seen the news. You lived in France, right? Do you know anybody who died? I didn’t know. On the verge of tears, on the verge of a panic attack, I went home. My flatmate, studying the same degree as me, must have heard me come in, and messaged me. ‘You okay? Was the party shit or something?’ I told him I was scared my friends and family were dead. ‘Don’t worry.” He said. ‘It’ll all be okay.’

I don’t remember what I even did on the Sunday. Probably stayed glued to my phone. On Monday, we went back to uni, worried what was going to be said. The French History lecturer we had was going to show us the opening scene of The Day of the Jackal, but decided against it, telling us he ‘wasn’t in the mood for gunfire’. Our French oral tutor asked if we wanted to talk about it instead of doing a class on classical art. Nobody opened their mouths. A friend of mine later told me she was meant to be in Paris that weekend. On Saturday, she was going to have gone for cocktails with her friends from her year abroad, while her boyfriend went to a concert at the Bataclan. She said she was so glad they hadn’t had the money.

Just over a week later, I went to a concert myself, and saw Frank Turner two nights on the bounce at Rock City in Nottingham. I’d been looking forward to it. Frank’s concerts never let me down. I’d seen him three times previously, and each time had been cathartic and emotional and wonderful. This was no exception. At one point, he addressed the crowd, and said his friend Nick had been at the Bataclan that night, and he’d sadly lost his life. Just before the song ‘Journey of the Magi’, he said he was playing it because ‘Nick was a fucking prince to me’. There was hardly a dry eye in the room. Later on, he made one point clear; these attackers had said they were opposing satanic music and a promiscuous lifestyle, and that was a much better life to live than the ones they did. Something along those lines. I left feeling calmer. Still sad, still upset about what had happened, but more at ease.

Seven months later, my flatmate and I went to Paris. We spent an evening in the 11th, going for cocktails in a bar he’d been to before. While we were searching for a restaurant, I found myself looking around, and realised I’d seen this part of Paris before. Maybe on TV or in a film or something. Then I looked to my right, and saw the Bataclan hovering over me. We stood there, the two of us, silent. It seemed wrong to speak, to take photos. That’s when it hit me. This was an attack on a specific demographic. Young people, like us, in their twenties, thirties. That could so easily have been us, or our friends.

Today, I’m not thinking about the hate some so-called ‘friends’ are spewing on Twitter or Facebook. I’m thinking of love. People who shared hashtags so those escaping that horror could get to safety. People singing love songs in the streets. The little boy at Place de la République who told a journalist that ‘bad people aren’t very nice’. I’m thinking about how we must not change, must not be scared. Because to do that is to do what they want us to do.

We will carry on like we did before the 13th November last year. And we won’t change.

Paris, je t’aime…

Tomorrow is the first anniversary of the attacks on Paris on November 13th, 2015. I felt the need to write something, and I felt that I could express myself better on this topic in French. English speakers, I’ll post a translation tomorrow. French speakers, I’m sorry for my French.

Le 13 novembre dernier, c’était un samedi. Et comme plusieurs gens de mon âge, dans la vingtaine, je faisais la teuf. C’était une soirée déguisée, avec le thème ‘la retraite’, parce qu’on avait tous 21 et 22 ans, et on pensait que ça nous rendrions vieux.

J’aime pas trop les soirées déguisées, mais après une année à l’étranger pour deux semestres Erasmus en France et en Espagne, je me suis dit qu’il fallait aller à cette soirée. J’avais pas vu mes amis de la première année de la licence pendant longtemps – on était tous cloués à nos ordinateurs ou dans la bibliothèque universitaire, parce que les examens d’hiver approchaient et… d’accord, okay, on ne faisait rien à propos les études. On avait tous était occupés avec autre chose, mais je pensais que j’allais perdre mes amis, donc j’ai acheté un pull à col roulé, et j’y suis allée.

C’était une fête comme les autres. J’étais dans une phase ‘straight edge’. Je buvais rien, je me droguais pas, je fumais pas, parce que j’avais fait tout ça sur Erasmus, et je me suis dit que pendant la dernière année, il fallait travailler dur. Ça, et je pensais que j’étais allergique à l’alcool – j’ai compris plus tard que c’était une allergie aux acariens, mais c’est une autre histoire.

Enfin, je suis arrivée chez Elspeth – je la connais depuis la première journée dans la résidence universitaire. On était des colocs pendant un an après la résidence, et elle avait dit que ça serait cool si on était tous ensemble encore une fois. Elle habitait dans une maison mitoyenne à Radford, un quartier de Nottingham assez sensible. Ses voisins fumait tellement beaucoup que même la maison d’Elspeth puait de l’herbe, et il y avait une fusillade chaque deux ou trois mois pas trop loin d’où elle habitait. C’était une maison petite, mais c’était pas mal. Peut-être trop petite pour une trentaine de personnes, mais personne avait une maison très grande – on était des étudiants, on pouvait fêter n’importe où.

C’était pendant cette teuf que je me suis assise sur le sofa, car j’avais marre des gens bourrés, à savoir, une fille qui me suivait avec les questions sur Scott (c’est pas son vrai prénom), pour lequel je craquais à l’époque, en disant qu’elle aller le choper cette soir-là, et une autre fille qui n’arrêtait pas de me toucher les seins, sans me demander, et apparemment, sans raison, sauf que ‘mais je fais ça avec toutes mes potes’.  Je commençais à faire défiler les tweets, et j’ai vu ‘Paris’ dans les hashtags qui cartonnaient. Je cliquais dessus, et j’ai vu des infos d’un incident otage à Paris. J’ai écrit quelque chose banale, comme ‘Paris, je pense à toi ce soir’, mais je ne pensais pas trop de ça. Je pensais à cette fille qui était clouée à Scott. C’était pas juste. Mais la vie, ce n’est jamais juste.

C’était plus tard, quand cette fille avait vomi et avait rentrait chez elle, quand la musique avait monté, quand les gens étaient de plus en plus bourrés, que j’ai regardé encore mes tweets. Des centaines de blessées et plusieurs morts dans la 11ème. Je pensais tout d’un coup à mes amis Parisiens, un ancien coloc avec lequel on se bourrait la gueule les weekends à Strasbourg. Un autre ami qui m’a enseigné comment fumer sur une plage dans le sud d’Espagne, et qui chantait les chansons de Manu Chao les soirs, sur le toit de son appart. Un cousin que j’ai rencontré pour la première fois il y a pas longtemps, un Parisien qui habitait en Alsace, mais que rentrait souvent pour visiter ses amis. Ses petits frères qui je n’ai pas encore rencontrés, qui habitent à Paris avec leur père, jumeaux, un qui est étudiant en master de philo, l’autre qui est musicien professionnel. Une amie qui travaillait comme prof d’anglais à une heure de Paris. J’avais peur. Étaient-ils morts ? Aucune idée. J’ai écrit quelques messages paniqués sur Facebook : « Tu vas bien ? J’ai entendu les nouvelles. Réponds-moi stp. » Pas de réponse. Mais bien sûr, ils seront morts, je pensais. Je paniquais.

Mes amis commençaient à me reprocher. J’ai entendu les nouvelles. Tu vas bien ? T’as vécu en France, n’est pas ? Tu connais des morts ?  Je savais pas. Au bord de larmes, je rentrais chez moi. Mon coloc, aussi étudiant de Français, m’a envoyé un texto. « Tu vas bien ? La teuf c’était pourri ou quoi ? » Je lui disais que j’avais peur que mes amis soient morts. « T’inquiètes. » Il disait. « Tu verras. Tout ira bien. »

Le dimanche, je me souviens pas. J’ai resté scotché à mon portable, je pense. Le lundi, on était de retour à la fac. Sous le choc. Notre prof de la république gaullienne allait nous montrer le début du film ‘Chacal’, mais il disait qu’il n’avait pas envie de coups de feu. Notre lecteur nous a demandé si on voulait parler plutôt que faire une classe sur l’art classique. Personne a parlé. Une amie me disait que son copain voulait aller à Paris avec elle ce weekend-là ; elle aurait dû sortir pour des cocktails avec ses amis de stage, il aurait dû aller au Bataclan pour un concert. Elle me disait qu’elle était tellement reconnaissante qu’ils n’avaient pas d’argent pour y aller.

Quelques jours plus tard, je suis allée à deux concerts de Frank Turner à Nottingham. J’avais hâte d’y aller, pour oublier le monde. Pour oublier la peur et la haine et la terreur que j’avais entendu. C’était comme une catharsis. On avait tous besoin de ça. Et avant une chanson, Frank Turner lui-même disait qu’un ami à lui est mort au Bataclan, et qu’il allait jouer la chanson « Journey of the Magi », car « Quant à moi, Nick était un putain de prince. » Tout le monde était aux larmes. Il disait plus tard que si ces terroristes voulait pas un monde où on écoutait du rock satanique et on avait les mœurs légères, ça sera un monde qu’on devrait vouloir avoir – au contraire de ce qu’ils voulaient avoir. Ou quelque chose de ce genre.  Je suis rentrée chez moi plus à l’aise. Encore triste, mais plus calme.

Sept mois plus tard, mon coloc et moi sommes allés à Paris. On sortait boire des coups dans le 11ème, et pendant que j’étais en train de regarder l’autre côté de la rue, je me suis dit que je l’avais vu cette partie de Paris avant. Sur la télé, peut-être. Je regardais à la droite, et je l’ai vu. Le Bataclan. On a resté là, sans rien dire. C’est à ce moment-là que j’avais compris. C’était un attentat destiné aux jeunes. Les jeunes comme nous, dans la vingtaine, la trentaine. Ce soir-là, dans l’auberge, on était en silence. On réfléchissait. Il aurait pu être nous. Nos amis.

Donc cette année, un an plus tard, je ne penserai pas à la haine que j’ai vu sur Facebook et Twitter. Je penserai à l’amour. Les gens qui ont partagé les hashtags pour que les rescapés puissent rester en sécurité. Les gens qui ont travaillé pour éviter la haine destiné aux minorités. Les gens qui chantaient les chansons d’amour dans les rues. Le petit garçon à la télé qui disait « c’est pas très gentil, les méchants. » Je penserai à comment il faut pas changer. Car changer, c’est donner la raison aux terroristes.

On continue comme avant le 13 novembre dernier. Et on continuera.

Let It Go.

Reconsider yourself/Forget what you know/Leave the past in the past/Let it rest, let it slide, let it go.

These lyrics come from a song I spent some of my darkest days listening to, back when I was living in a room no more than 15 metres squared, with a window that never closed, damp that crawled up the walls, and a housemate who can be best described as a bipolar dictator. I’m happy to say that those days are far behind me, the keys to the house long handed in, contact with that housemate long gone, but the music still stays on my iPod. It’s not groundbreaking stuff, it certainly won’t change the world, but it’s early-to-mid 00’s alternative rock at its absolute best, and I’m not ashamed to say I love it.

I’ve been doing a lot of reconsidering my options lately. I was, until recently, going to move to Germany to take up an internship, but I fell at the last hurdle, meaning that my options are all under consideration right now. The issue is that I have to decide between what seems like a step forwards, but maybe potentially fuelled by nostalgia, or what seems like a step backwards, but maybe better for the career in the long run.

I’ll explain.

I’m holding an offer to go back to my home university, to study something that I’d love to do. I’m more than capable and ready to do it. All my friends will be back in that city. I know the department really well, and the convenor’s one of the best lecturers you’ll ever meet. It’ll open up doors to get me going down the path I think I’d like to go down.

Tonight, I’m going to have to turn around and defer for a year.

It’s not because I don’t want to do an MA, like some of my friends. It’s not like some of my other friends, who’ve applied, confirmed their place, burned out, and then asked to defer. I’d love to go back. I’m desperate to get out of this awful suburb of a West Midlands market town, where whenever I tell an acquaintance I’m going back to continue my studies, I get a grunt, followed by ‘woss want study languages fer, duck?’*, or some comment about betraying my working-class roots. I’m not quite sure what being descended from farmers and miners has to do with any of this, but that goes to show what living in my town is like. You have your place in society, and you’d better know that place and stick to it.

The reason I’m deferring is because I simply can’t afford it. I’ve known this all along, and I’ve putting the deferral off all along, too, because I can’t bear to close the door on something that I really want to do.

I’m one of those that those who argue for fees complain about. Growing up in a small town, there were never many part-time jobs around, and so any money I was ever given was frittered away on simple things like bus fares and fast food. When I went to university, and got that first loan payment, I frittered it away on things like clothes and books and a TV license. I’d never had that kind of money before, and nobody had ever taught me how to properly budget. I just got the money, and mindlessly spent it, thinking that if I weren’t going out clubbing, I wouldn’t be wasting the same amount of money that my friends were on club entry and booze.


I spent my money on things I never needed, just to try to comfort myself about the fact that I was feeling like shit. What I didn’t realise was that possessions don’t mean anything. As my mother said to me, as we were cleaning out my grandmother’s house, you can’t take things with you when you go. (How I wish it were possible – it would have made that job a whole lot easier.) That shirt that you think you quite like isn’t going to stop you from feeling like your world’s falling in. You’ll inevitably stick it in with your sheets on a boil wash, and ruin it. Sometimes, although you might be miserable for a short time because you can’t afford something, you’ll be better off in the long run.

And that’s what I’m telling myself. It’s time to be a responsible adult – to accept that I’ve not been careful with my money, and now I’ll have to stay home for twelve months to get the money together, as penance for my sins (a thing my grandmother would have said).

It’s still a wrench. I’m stepping backwards in that I have to tell my mum where I’m going, who with, and when I’ll be back, all the time. I can’t roll in at half-four in the morning any more. I can’t spend the day lying in bed, doing nothing, simply because it’s Saturday. I have to accept a fact that there’s no longer a lock on my door, and the phrase please knock and wait means nothing in this house.

And maybe it’s time to take stock. To reconsider, to forget my old experiences, and to let it go. It’s time to rethink things, and to remember where I came from, and what got me here. Sometimes you have to go through things you don’t necessarily want to do, and to give up something you love, just to be able to get where you want to be.

And slowly but surely, I think I’m coming to terms with that.

*No prizes for guessing which part of the West Midlands I’m from.


The first time I came home, I remember crying all weekend.

I was eighteen. I’d been at university four weeks. I was anxious, depressed, homesick, and totally out of my depth. I’d met up with my twin sister and some friends of mine in Manchester for the day, and realising we were forty minutes from home, my sister and I decided to not waste hours going back to university, but to go home for the weekend, and have a bit of a break. The emotions just spilled over, and I cried all weekend. I was so relieved to be at home.

Things didn’t get better. I plunged further into depression. University was a total culture shock to me. I was used to being surrounded by people like myself; working- or lower-middle class families, where continuing with education past 18 had only been a thing for a few years. Previously, you wouldn’t have bothered. University wasn’t a thing that people like us did; it was only after Tony Blair announced that fifty per cent of people should be looking at going that people started to think about it. Myself and a group of friends were identified as ‘Oxbridge candidates from deprived backgrounds’, and sent to a meeting at the local private school about it. I fell in love with the idea. I was bright enough to get into the best universities in the UK, and loved the prospect. Until I went for an open day. It was an alien planet to me. Mothers and fathers dressed for Ascot, staff explaining that with my D in AS-Level Critical Thinking, taken in Year Eleven, I would be better suited to ‘another class of institution’. This snobbery followed me through to university. Students and staff alike would suggest to me that maybe ‘people like you’ weren’t suited to this; the daughter of a teaching assistant and an engineer. I developed a major chip on my shoulder about it, which plunged me even further into the darkness.

The clouds have since cleared, the year abroad done with, the coursework and exams handed in, the graduation ceremony done and dusted, with the shaking everyone’s hands and the throwing of extortionately-priced caps. The lease on the house is up, and I’ve moved back home. The first month was great. I was seeing my old friends, enjoying life, catching up on everything that I’ve missed. And then, at some point, it will inevitably hit you.

You’re home. Back in with your folks. Jobs are hard to come by, and you’re losing hope, your degree certificate clutched to your chest, trying to convince yourself that those four years, and all that debt, were actually worth something.

So yesterday, as I lay in bed, trying to hold back tears, something hit me.

Four years ago, I was distraught at the prospect of leaving home, everything I’d ever known, and the security of my parents’ place. Now, it’s the opposite. The lack of transport, the way the buses home stop at 7pm on a weeknight and even earlier on weekends, the way your friends have moved away or moved on, or just don’t give a shit, the way that I have to tell my parents where I’m going, who with, what I’m doing, and when I’ll be back. The fact that I’m likely to be stuck here for at least a year, while I get myself on my feet.

It feels a bit like I’ve regressed.

Here’s an example. I went away with my parents and sister in July, down to the Loire Valley in France. I’d ummed and aahed about going, but eventually was persuaded to go. We stayed in a small hotel in a tiny village about an hour from the nearest city, with very little public transport. That meant that wherever we went, we had to go by car.

Now, my parents had given us the whole you’re adults, do what you want talk to my sister and I, but with one car, and two provisional licences between us, we were going nowhere fast. The village, which comprised of about five restaurants, endless gift shops, and a bakery, only really opened at about two in the afternoon. The week was spent in chateaus and castles, walking at my parents’ pace. Now, that wouldn’t be bad. It really wouldn’t be. But as a language graduate with typically British parents, i.e., those who speak poor to no French, you’re going to be used. Every time they saw something, I’d be called over, and asked to interpret. After a few hours of this, I got annoyed. But instead of acting like a reasonable adult, and explaining that I was sick of being used for everything when they could just try, I turned into a sulking teenager.

It shocked me how easily I’d returned to the sulky twelve-year-old who was desperate for freedom, but who couldn’t have it. Except this time, I had a choice. I could do something about it, but chose not to.

And this is where I’m finding myself right now.

With an offer to do an MA next month, I’m finding myself stuck. I could go back and do it, taking on a loan and a part-time job, hoping to just start paying it back in the future. I could take a year out and live at home, where I won’t pay rent, but will lose all my freedom. Alternatively, I move away, and have my own place, but no MA, and less money to do so in twelve months’ time. And this is what I’m getting at.

Now, I’ve always been totally against paying for education. It’s a human right. Nobody should have to pay for their rights. Yet here I am, willing to take another 10k plus interest next to my name, for the sake of a qualification that may or may not get my a higher rate of pay in the future. Is it worth it? Who knows. Am I going for it? Probably. Here or abroad? That’s the next question. I could easily go abroad. Twelve months ago, I’d have jumped at the chance to go abroad again, but fourteen months after finishing my year abroad, I’m back in my old ways. I’ve regressed.

Last night, I was hit by the highest wave of anxiety that I’ve felt in years, just like when I was a teenager. It wasn’t even over whether I’ll ever pay off my debt, or ever find a job I like. It was over whether I’d left my Child Heath Book in the safe in the room of my old house, and over having given away a toy I’d been given as a newborn to a daughter of a friend of my parents. When I look back, it was a stupid reason, but I was lying in a cold sweat, struggling to breathe over something I did at the age of six, and something else I can easily rectify, because my friend’s boyfriend has my old room next year. And this scared me.

When I was a teenager, I was so anxious. I was even an anxious child, for that matter. My parents laugh about it, and say it was so cute how cautious I was about some things, almost funny at times, but these days, a child showing that level of anxiety would be undergoing CBT. Nobody should sit in a classroom aged nine, terrified of their teacher, terrified of the prospect of going to school. The anxiety caused me to be scatter-brained, and when I left my homework at home, which, as puberty came along, became more common, my teachers shouted even more, leaving me even more scared. I used to be nervous about raising my hand in class, right up until the age of nineteen. I don’t want to be this way. I need to move out, regain my life. My relationship with my parents has changed, and it feels like I don’t know who or what I really am any more.

My friends seem to agree. Home isn’t what it was four years ago. We’ve grown up, and our parents have grown used to us not being there. We left children, and came back adults. With time, we fall into old roles – our parents nagging, and us kicking back against them. They remember when they were younger, when jobs were plentiful, and the interest rates were okay. When education was free, and if you went to university, you’d get a good job. You wouldn’t crawl back home and take up an admin job that you could have taken with A-Levels. But things change. The jobs market has changed, and we must change with it.

The importance here is honesty. Sure, it’s awkward to say “morning everyone, I’m struggling here. Nice weather we’re having, isn’t it?”, but maybe, just maybe, this is what we need to be doing. Maybe graduates need to be more open about their mental health, about the issues they deal with while they take their first steps into the big wide world of work. Just maybe the idea of ‘Keep Calm and Carry On’ isn’t going to work here. If we can swallow our pride, get rid of the stiff upper lips, and speak our mind, perhaps this won’t seem like such a lonely struggle.